This fussy little teapot is armed with a spaniel, a pout, and a list of non-negotiables. She’s short, she’s stout, and she’s not swiping right unless you’re over six foot and emotionally available.

Greeting card printed on high-quality 280 gsm card.

Size: 12.7 x 17.7 cm

Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK (1-3 days). For more information on our shipping policy please click here