A nursery rhyme reboot for the modern parent barely holding it together. Between emails, meltdowns, and the elusive dream of eating food while seated, this card captures the glamour of parenting with brutal honesty and a splash of bodily functions.

Greeting card printed on high-quality 280 gsm card.

Size: 12.7 x 17.7 cm

Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK (1-3 days). For more information on our shipping policy please click here